I installed Tinder a few days ago

thoughts so far:

  • there a lot more boys named Joel than I thought.
  • An Abundance of Joels. I’d like that to be the parody of the book by John Green
  • Matt, Will, Evan, Ben, Andrew are also very common names
  • can’t really tell if they want me to make the first move but so far when I’ve initiated it I got no response soooo
  • dudes are a lot more friendly and talkative at night
  • yes, in THAT way.
  • people’s snapchat and instagram are very popular things to mention on here and I kind of can see why
  • apparently I’m kind of weird because I’m not very flirty but that just means I spend my time being interesting so suck on that
  • pleasantly enough not everybody wants to get into people’s pantsĀ 
  • +1 for Tinder
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arguspaul:

Chance is already retired.I wished to assume thatshe protested the continueddefinition in my mind.
I had celebrated my prison.Therefore,I must go.You then have the presentthat is expressed:
I am alone.Here is a finishthat lacks interpretation:I amas are them.I shall not hesitate.Be perfect.
I devoted myself
to read all coincidence.When I conjure updefinite meaning,
I decide my mind.The follow up:
One divided by oneequals numb.
Told you so.

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thefawnprincess:

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amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

this is fucking perfect holy fuck

Me right now
scottlava:

“They’re all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”
iheartmyart:

Original still image by Tommy Parker, animated vandalism by Sam Rowe, 2014

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Pascal Campion, This is why Pirates don’t take baths, 2014
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Andres Gomez, We all have a cute devil inside., 2014
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